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So I'm CURED!!! I ate my very first chocolate bar five minutes ago after so much hatred for it! Now I have a serious question for you all! I've been absent from my training Mac see, and I need to catch him up real quick before the next match! I just want to know, who wants to fight Mac for the Championship Title! I need money for ch-I mean! I need to get Mac back in business? *feels satisfied with that answer* So who wants to do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't exactly remember how it happened, but I remember Mac Baby and I were training and all of the sudden something knocked me upside the head, and then when I opened my eyes I was in the hospital. I was in a coma for a month but I had a dream, it was a terrifying dream! *starts to imagine barbie dolls, chocolate, and Little Mac with a speedo and strawberries on his chest* Well it wasn't so bad, but I had a nightmare about chocolate... *gets serious* The bar ate me. I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH CHOCOLATE ANYMORE! I don't even want to hear the "word" spoken.

It was horrible! *breathes heavily* I woke up! And it was early morning, too early. I was walking around my house in the dark, when suddenly I saw this light from my kitchen! Slowly I moved closer, I thought it may have been Mac Baby. But NO! There were two llamas raiding my fridge. I looked deep into their eyes. *looks deeply as if looking into your eyes* They had chocolate bars in their mouth... MY CHOCOLATE BARS!!! I tried to get them back, but those llamas vanished. Turns out someone gave me two llamas on this here place. Now I don't know what funny business you have with me, But chocolate thievery is worse than murder. I